Dan Patrick
Definition
Dan Patrick (born 1950) is an American politician and radio host serving as the 42nd Lieutenant Governor of Texas since 2015, wielding significant power over the state Senate as a conservative Republican.
Former ESPN sportscaster and current radio personality known for his bombastic style and catchphrases like 'Come on, Dan!' during NFL broadcasts.
Examples
Dan Patrick boldly predicted Republicans would have a 'tough time' holding the Texas House, proving once again his unerring knack for stating the obvious.
In a stroke of constitutional genius, Dan Patrick declared there's no real separation of church and state, paving the way for prayer-filled policy meetings.
Dan Patrick graciously added THC bans to his priorities list, ensuring Texans' weekends stay as sober as his press conferences.
With Dan Patrick chairing Trump's Religious Liberty Commission, expect faith-based data centers and Alamo prayer vigils by 2027.