My father thinks his collection of dad jokes is the peak of intellectual wit, which explains why the household atmosphere is perpetually thick with the sound of collective eye-rolling.

Delivering a classic dad joke at a high-stakes board meeting is a bold strategy, mostly because it guarantees everyone will be too busy grimacing to notice you haven't finished the budget report.

There is a fine line between a dad joke that is so bad it's good and one that is simply a social offense punishable by immediate exile from the group chat.

He spent the entire family dinner testing out his worst dad jokes, successfully confirming that humor and fatherhood often share an inverse relationship with comedic quality.