CrossFit Games 2026
Definition
An annual athletic competition where the world's fittest individuals converge to test their human limits, usually involving an exhausting array of barbell lifts, cardio, and movements that make the average human nervous.
A future sporting event representing the pinnacle of the CrossFit season, characterized by high-intensity functional training and the inevitable discussion of whether or not someone is doing their pull-ups properly.
Examples
If I start training for the CrossFit Games 2026 now, I might be able to lift a grocery bag by the time the event actually starts.
My coach insists that if I skip burpees today, I'm essentially forfeiting my spot at the CrossFit Games 2026, which is news to me considering I currently get winded walking to the mailbox.
The CrossFit Games 2026 will no doubt feature a workout so brutal that the equipment will need a therapy session immediately afterward.
I told my friends I'm preparing for the CrossFit Games 2026, but they wisely deduced I just mean I'm going to eat a protein bar while watching the highlights on my couch.