Cooper Criswell
Definition
Cooper Criswell is an American professional baseball pitcher currently playing for the Seattle Mariners of Major League Baseball (MLB).
Born on July 24, 1996, in Carrollton, Georgia, he was drafted by the Los Angeles Angels in the 13th round of the 2018 MLB Draft out of the University of North Carolina.
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Cooper Criswell took the mound for the Mariners, turning the game into a Criswell-iant victory with his sneaky curveball.
After the trade, fans are buzzing: is Cooper Criswell the swingman Seattle needs to finally swing the AL West their way?
Opponents beware—Cooper Criswell's fastball doesn't just break bats; it shatters expectations like cheap stadium souvenirs.
In a pitcher-filled league, Cooper Criswell stands out by being the guy who can start, relieve, and still have time for post-game tacos.