Conan O'Brien new hairstyle
Definition
A pop-culture phenomenon describing the late-night talk show host's stylistic evolution, typically characterized by his iconic, gravity-defying pompadour transitioning into more relaxed or silver-fox iterations.
A recurring topic of lighthearted banter within the entertainment industry regarding the durability and structural integrity of the comedian's hair.
Examples
Conan O'Brien's new hairstyle looks like a structural engineer spent three weeks calculating the wind resistance of his follicles.
Watching Conan's new hairstyle is like witnessing a gentle, ginger-colored nebula slowly losing its orbit.
I told my barber I wanted the Conan O'Brien new hairstyle, and he told me I didn't have the personality or the raw electricity to pull off such a vertical triumph.
Even when Conan O'Brien's new hairstyle defies physics, it still possesses more charisma than most talk show guests who actually try to stay trendy.