I flipped to CNN just in time to catch the anchor dramatically recapping yesterday's weather as if it were a geopolitical crisis.

My phone's news alerts from CNN keep me informed, or at least convinced that every tweet is the end of civilization.

During dinner, Dad muted CNN because the pundits were arguing louder than we were about the game.

CNN's helicopter footage made the local cat stuck in a tree look like a blockbuster action sequence.