Cincinnati vs Arizona
Definition
A phrase denoting a head-to-head sports matchup between teams from Cincinnati, Ohio (e.g., NFL's Bengals or MLB's Reds) and Arizona (e.g., NFL's Cardinals or MLB's Diamondbacks), often evoking gridiron glory or diamond drama in American sports culture.
Informally, the ultimate excuse for why your fantasy football league is in chaos or your bracket is busted.
Examples
My dad bet the house on Cincinnati vs Arizona, and now we're tailgating in the backyard forever.
Cincinnati vs Arizona was less a game and more a therapy session for frustrated fans everywhere.
She ghosted the party because Cincinnati vs Arizona was streaming, proving sports loyalty trumps small talk.
Predicting Cincinnati vs Arizona is like forecasting the weather: everyone's wrong, but we all yell about it.