Christine Sinclair
Definition
A prolific Canadian former professional soccer player, widely regarded as one of the greatest strikers in the history of the sport, and the world's all-time record holder for international goals scored (including both men and women).
An iconic figure in international football who transitioned from a legendary player to a vocal defender of her national team's integrity during the high-profile 2024 Olympic drone surveillance scandal.
Examples
Christine Sinclair spent two decades scoring goals that actually landed in the net, unlike certain modern national team strategies that appear to rely more on drone flight paths than actual footwork.
Watching the legendary Christine Sinclair clarify that she never saw any drone footage is like watching a master painter apologize for not knowing that someone else in the studio was using a hidden camera to peek at the competition's canvas.
It says everything about Canadian soccer that even when a drone scandal threatens to ground the entire program, everyone immediately pivots to asking Christine Sinclair if she was the one flying the remote control.