chipotle app
Definition
A mobile application provided by the fast-casual restaurant chain Chipotle Mexican Grill, intended for ordering food, earning loyalty points, and locating 'Chipotlane' drive-thrus.
A digital tool frequently tested by users hoping their bowl looks exactly like the promotional photos, despite the company's historical struggles with portion consistency and transparency.
Examples
I opened the chipotle app with blind faith, hoping that today would be the one day they don't treat a scoop of beans like a precious, finite resource.
Ordering through the chipotle app is a revolutionary way to play Russian roulette with your portion sizes without having to look the server in the eye.
He spent five minutes customizing his order on the chipotle app only to realize that price hikes have made his burrito bowl a luxury investment asset.