Chat GPT
Definition
A sophisticated AI language model developed by OpenAI, capable of generating human-like text by predicting the next token in a sequence.
A digital polymath that functions as a sophisticated autocomplete tool on steroids, currently responsible for 90% of the world's 'urgent' undergraduate essays and polite professional emails.
Examples
I asked Chat GPT to describe my personality, and it politely called me a 'task-oriented individual with a penchant for procrastination.'
My coworkers think I am a coding genius, but really I just have Chat GPT open in another tab whispering the answers like a glorified digital Cyrano de Bergerac.
It is truly a testament to modern advancement that we have built an omniscient engine of human knowledge only to use it primarily to draft passive-aggressive messages to our landlords.