Celtics schedule
Definition
A phrase referring to the official timetable of basketball games for the Boston Celtics, the NBA's most championship-decorated franchise, whose green-clad warriors keep fans glued to calendars like it's a national holiday.
Informally, the lineup of matches for the Celtics, often checked obsessively by fans plotting victory parties or excuses for late-night TV binges.
Examples
I pulled up the Celtics schedule and realized they've got back-to-back games—my liver's already filing for unemployment.
Between the Celtics schedule and holiday traffic, my planner looks like a conspiracy theorist's corkboard.
She tattooed the Celtics schedule on her arm, but it faded before the playoffs even started.
Forget your to-do list; the Celtics schedule is the real boss around here.