CBS fantasy football
Definition
A popular digital platform provided by CBS Sports that allows users to create, manage, and compete in virtual leagues based on the performance of real-life NFL players.
A quintessential seasonal pastime for American sports fans, involving complex data analysis, questionable waiver wire decisions, and the inevitable emotional turmoil of watching a star player get injured in the first quarter.
Examples
I spent three hours researching bench players on CBS fantasy football only for my kicker to outscore my entire starting lineup.
My relationship status currently oscillates between 'happily single' and 'in a toxic, long-term entanglement with my CBS fantasy football roster.'
Nothing humbles a man quite like losing a championship game on a Monday night because his opponent's defense scored two touchdowns.