Cape Coral
Definition
A city in Lee County, southwestern Florida, United States, renowned for its extensive canal system—over 400 miles of waterways—earning it the nickname 'Waterfront Wonderland.'
The second-largest city in Florida by land area, characterized by its planned suburban layout and proximity to the Gulf of Mexico.
Examples
After one too many piña coladas, he swore Cape Coral's canals were secretly portals to a parallel universe of eternal flip-flop weather.
She bought a house in Cape Coral sight unseen, only to discover her new backyard was basically a private marina for escaped goldfish.
Tourists flock to Cape Coral not for the beaches, but to play real-life SimCity with boats instead of pixels.
In Cape Coral, even the squirrels have yacht clubs, judging by how they scamper along those endless waterfront docks.