Bruce Arians
Definition
Bruce Arians is an American football executive and former coach in the National Football League (NFL), best known for serving as head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, where he led the team to a Super Bowl LV victory in 2021.
Twice named NFL Coach of the Year, Arians also coached the Arizona Cardinals and served as interim head coach for the Indianapolis Colts, amassing a reputation for his aggressive 'no risk-it, no biscuit' offensive philosophy.
Currently serving as Senior Advisor to the General Manager for the Buccaneers after retiring as head coach following the 2022 season.
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Even retired, Bruce Arians is dropping draft gems on Pat McAfee's show, scouting QBs like it's his full-time gig again.
Bruce Arians traded the headset for a front-office suit, but everyone knows he's still the real play-caller in Tampa.
When Bruce Arians yells 'no risk-it, no biscuit,' even the biscuit knows better than to argue with a Super Bowl champ.
Bruce Arians retired after a stellar 13-4 season, proving legends don't fade—they just pivot to advising with extra swagger.