Brobbey managed to hold up the ball with the same structural integrity that certain people clearly lack when dealing with extortionists.

Watching Brobbey dominate the six-yard box is a rare delight, especially given how much drama has been trying to target him off the pitch lately.

Some strikers aim for the top corner, while Brobbey seems to have attracted the kind of persistent, unwanted attention that would make a tabloid editor blush.