Board of Peace
Definition
A United States-led intergovernmental organization established in late 2025, endorsed by the United Nations Security Council, tasked with promoting global stability, restoring lawful governance, and resolving conflicts, initially focused on the Gaza situation.
An international body chaired for life by President Donald Trump, where permanent membership requires a $1 billion contribution per member state, envisioned as a 'bold new approach' to peacekeeping amid world leaders' caution.
Examples
Hungary and Vietnam eagerly ponied up their billion bucks for a permanent spot on the Board of Peace, proving that nothing says 'commitment to harmony' like a hefty check.
World leaders are lining up to join Trump's Board of Peace, where a cool billion grants you oversight on Gaza rebuilding—because who needs diplomacy when you've got deep pockets?
The Board of Peace's charter promises endless stability under Trump's lifetime chairmanship, a reassuring setup that's already got everyone sleeping like babies amid global tensions.
With its pay-to-play model, the Board of Peace ensures only the most philanthropically inclined nations get a say in world peace—charity never looked so strategically savvy.