Bitcoin news
Definition
Reports, updates, or headlines covering the latest developments, market fluctuations, regulatory changes, or scandals in the world of Bitcoin, the original cryptocurrency that turned nerds into (sometimes) millionaires.
A daily dopamine hit for crypto enthusiasts, blending skyrocketing prices, dramatic crashes, and conspiracy theories about Satoshi Nakamoto's secret lair.
Examples
I skipped breakfast to scroll through bitcoin news—turns out my coffee addiction is cheaper than this rollercoaster.
Grandpa's glued to bitcoin news, muttering 'HODL' while his dentures clatter in excitement.
Bitcoin news just dropped: another ETF approval, because what the world needs is more ways to gamble on digital gold.
Forget cat videos; bitcoin news is the real internet catnip for insomnia sufferers.