Bill Self
Definition
Bill Self is an American college basketball coach, best known as the head coach of the University of Kansas Jayhawks men's basketball team since 2003.
Renowned for his tactical genius and recruiting dominance, Self has led Kansas to two NCAA national championships (2008, 2022) and numerous conference titles, though not without occasional brushes with NCAA scrutiny.
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Bill Self turned a ragtag roster into conference champions faster than you can say 'zone defense.'
When Bill Self steps on the court, opponents know they're about to get schooled in the art of the comeback.
Bill Self's halftime adjustments are so sharp, they could slice through butter left out in the Kansas sun.
Recruiters whisper that Bill Self could sell sand to a beach, which explains his endless pipeline of five-star talent.