big bear bald eagles jackie
Definition
A proper noun referring to a specific celebrity bald eagle named Jackie, who resides in the Big Bear Valley of Southern California and has become an internet sensation through a widely viewed live-streamed nest camera.
A shorthand term for the digital phenomenon surrounding the nesting habits, egg-laying, and chick-rearing rituals of the Big Bear bald eagle pair, Jackie and Shadow.
Examples
I told my boss I couldn't attend the morning meeting because I was busy watching a frozen egg in the big bear bald eagles jackie livestream.
My productivity has plummeted ever since I realized the big bear bald eagles jackie drama carries more emotional weight than any scripted soap opera.
If you think your relationship has communication issues, you clearly haven't been keeping up with the big bear bald eagles jackie nest disputes.