Audi Crooks
Definition
Audi Crooks is an American college basketball player serving as a center for the Iowa State Cyclones of the Big 12 Conference.
A dominant post player renowned for her exceptional scoring efficiency, record-breaking performances, and rebounding prowess, holding multiple Iowa State freshman records.
Two-time All-Big 12 first-team selection and 2025 FIBA Women's AmeriCup gold medalist, celebrated for her physicality and high field goal percentage exceeding 70% in recent seasons.
Examples
Audi Crooks turned the court into her playground, casually dropping 43 points while nursing a cold.
Defenders line up against Audi Crooks only to discover they've signed up for a masterclass in futility.
With Audi Crooks in the post, rebounds aren't won—they're confiscated.
Audi Crooks shoots at such efficiency that mathematicians are revising their textbooks.