The Alabama vs Texas baseball game felt less like a sport and more like a tactical experiment in how much stress a human heart can endure without technically exploding.

I told my boss I had a family emergency, but really I was just trying to watch Alabama vs Texas baseball without hearing the constant sound of my own existential dread.

If you ever want to see two fanbases collectively forget how to breathe for three hours, just point them toward an Alabama vs Texas baseball elimination game.