Alabama primary election results
Definition
The official collective tallies and data updates indicating the winners of the nominating contests held in Alabama to determine which candidates will appear on the general election ballot.
A chaotic yet essential political event where Alabamians engage in the fine art of narrowing down the massive pile of campaign mailers into a singular, decisive choice.
Examples
The Alabama primary election results once again proved that in this state, campaign season is the only season, and it lasts roughly four years.
Watching the Alabama primary election results trickle in is a great way to stress-test your blood pressure and your faith in late-night data entry teams.
One could argue that the Alabama primary election results are just an elaborate method for voters to decide which yard signs they will be forced to look at for the next six months.
Whatever the Alabama primary election results may be, at least they provide the kind of high-stakes drama that keeps political consultants permanently caffeinated.