5 year old detained
Definition
A phrase describing a five-year-old child who has been taken into custody or held by authorities, typically due to a minor infraction, family circumstances, or an overzealous enforcement mishap.
Colloquial reference to the absurd scenario of preschool lawbreakers facing the long arm of the law, often amplified in viral news stories for dramatic effect.
Examples
The 5 year old detained for 'vandalizing' the sandbox with his toy truck was released with a stern warning about construction permits.
When the 5 year old detained at the grocery store confessed to hoarding all the marshmallows, the manager just handed over the bag.
News headlines exploded over the 5 year old detained for leading a playground rebellion against nap time tyranny.
The 5 year old detained by airport security turned out to be smuggling contraband crayons in his backpack.