3M Open leaderboard
Definition
A real-time digital display or list tracking the current scores and rankings of professional golfers participating in the 3M Open, a recurring PGA Tour tournament held in Blaine, Minnesota.
A metaphorical or literal source of anxiety for golf fans whose fantasy sports picks are currently performing worse than their weekend-warrior uncle.
Examples
I spent four hours staring at the 3M Open leaderboard, hoping my golfer would birdie the last hole to save my failing bet.
Checking the 3M Open leaderboard is the professional gambler's version of watching paint dry, except the paint occasionally hits a drive into the murky water.
He refreshed the 3M Open leaderboard with the intensity of a man waiting for a kidney transplant, despite the fact that only five dollars were on the line.