The 2030 World Cup host announcement was a masterclass in how to turn a simple soccer tournament into a trans-atlantic scavenger hunt for the sake of global logistics.

FIFA clearly studied the art of multi-tasking by letting Morocco, Portugal, and Spain handle the main event while leaving the South American nations a souvenir match for their troubles.

With the 2030 World Cup spreading matches across three continents, fans can look forward to the innovative experience of experiencing extreme jet lag before the opening whistle even blows.

Some speculate the complex 2030 World Cup bidding map is simply a visionary 4D chess move to ensure the path is perfectly cleared for a 2034 tournament elsewhere.