2028 Olympics tickets
Definition
Admission passes to athletic competitions and events at the 2028 Summer Olympic and Paralympic Games, hosted in Los Angeles, California, USA, with single tickets starting at $28 USD.
Entry vouchers obtained through a lottery system registration, first opened in early 2026, allowing fans a chance to purchase seats for the multi-sport extravaganza featuring over 800 events across 35 disciplines.
Examples
I registered for the 2028 Olympics tickets draw at dawn, only to realize my cat had already used up all nine lives on bad investments.
Dreaming of beach volleyball under LA stars, but settling for 2028 Olympics tickets that probably seat me behind a pole vault.
My side hustle: training pigeons to fetch 2028 Olympics tickets before scalpers turn them into yacht fuel.
Grandpa traded his vintage vinyls for a shot at 2028 Olympics tickets – now he's broke but ready to cheer like it's 1984 all over again.